Tinker Posted May 4, 2013 Share Posted May 4, 2013 "Ladies Never Jiggle" Things my Mama used to say: "Don't jump off a cliff unless you expect to fly"; I may have fallen a few times but jumping taught me how to soar. "A needle in a haystack can still stick you"; I learned a little prick once is a while keeps me on my toes. And my personal favorite, "Ladies never jiggle, wear your girdle." (I was 5'5" and weighed 108 pounds at the time.) Sorry Mom, I dumped the girdle but there is still a little "lady" in me. ~~Judi Van Gorder Quote ~~ © ~~ Poems by Judi Van Gorder ~~ For permission to use this work you can write to Tinker1111@icloud.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr_con Posted May 4, 2013 Share Posted May 4, 2013 Hilarious. Riotous and just plain good! Thanks Tinker! Quote thegateless.org Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larsen M. Callirhoe Posted May 6, 2013 Share Posted May 6, 2013 funny and true tinker. enjoyed with a smile on my face. victor Quote Larsen M. Callirhoe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dcmarti1 Posted May 6, 2013 Share Posted May 6, 2013 dr_con has it: riotous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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