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Pity Party


Wistful Poet

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Wistful Poet

Party of one?

Right this way,

would you like wine or cheese

with your entre?

How about a dish of self-pity

or a quick pick-me-up drink of woe is me?

 

Here the check,

please don't groan or mope over the price.

We don't allow whiners;

heed the sign.

"If you are faced with a dissappointment or a bad situation ask, will it matter in 10 years?

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Just thought that there is a contradiction in a "pity party" without whiners :-)

"Words are not things, and yet they are not non-things either." - Ann Lauterbach

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Wistful Poet

Thank you. I think this one is my favorite. icon_biggrin.png

"If you are faced with a dissappointment or a bad situation ask, will it matter in 10 years?

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Larsen M. Callirhoe

made me smile wp. larsen

Larsen M. Callirhoe

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goldenlangur

Hi Wistful Poet,

 

You're quite right - this little poem is packed with wit and some great lines. My favorite is this:

 

Wistful Poet wrote:

....

How about a dish of self-pity

or a quick pick-me-up drink of woe is me?

...

 

 

Thank you for a good chuckle icon_lol.gif

 

 

goldenlangur

goldenlangur

 

 

Even a single enemy is too many and a thousand friends too few - Bhutanese saying.

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Frank E Gibbard

Nice one Wistful P, I'm up for a whine if not cheese ha ha. Pithy piece to the point and with adept humour.

[/Party of one? - don't think you want this open bracket typo.

 

 

Frank

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