dedalus Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 How long has it been dear honey sweetheart since you had a lovely relaxing movement, with no straining effort? O bless you, my dear, was it healthy, satisfactory? O my darling ... aha ... ahem! Celia, said cranky old Jonathan, Celia shits, by God!! Cringing, he withdrew: it was still the 18th century. I am, she is, so we all must have some thoughtful visits to the loo, perhaps not a thing to share with friends and lovers, but a necessary thing to do. It's nothing. Pooh! Non, non, paff! de rien! Just a corollary, a match-me, to the pleasures of the bed: entre des Anges et des animaux. Piss off, pal, or baise mon cul. She loved you but she never liked you, saw right through you and left you, s'il vous plait, along with the money. Intimate arrangements play havoc with the rules and always have done. Cleopatra Suzie Q View Harroooo!! Gentlemen on horseback. Sly foxes take mordant pleasure in the hunt from the ditches of Connemara to the Allegheny woodlands. Shaved and eau-de-cologned I totter past the public toilets rippling reggae riffs on my drumlike tummy straining a paisley waistcoat. If I had a cane I'd flaunt it. Must get one. This umbrella's no good. It's nice to have clinking cash in your pockets, to have folding fivers next to your breast; it's nice to be out on a bright May morning watching sweet young girls walking through the park. --------------------------------------------------------- * Saint Augustine, party boy turned party pooper: "we are born between faeces and urine". Maybe he should work harder at being dead, settling down, being quiet. .... Original .... How long has it been dear honey sweetheart since you had a lovely relaxing movement, with no straining effort? O bless you, my dear, was it healthy, satisfactory? O my darling ... aha ... ahem! Stella, said cranky old Jonathan, Stella shits, by God!! For that reason he withdrew: 18th century idiot. I think and believe we all may have some thoughtful visits to the loo, not quite the thing to share with our friends and lovers, a necessary thing to do. It's nothing. No, no, it's nothing. It's just a corollary, a match-me, to the wifely retreat from bed. They get like that, sudden cages on their thighs, no more fishnet stockings, no more langourous sighs. No bloody well need to please you. Piss off, pal. I loved you but I never liked you: I see right through you. Never never marry your girlfriend. Once they get the ring and the social bling they change, by God they change, an set about changing YOU! View Harroooo!! Society on horseback. The sly fox so solitary, calculating, takes a mordant pleasure in the hunt. Shaved and eau-de-cologned I stride past the public toilets rippling reggae riffs on my drumlike tummy contained by a paisley waistcoat. If I had a cane I'd flaunt it. Must get one. This umbrella's no good. It's nice to have clinking cash in your pockets, to have folding fivers next to your breast; it's nice to be out on a bright May morning watching sweet young girls walking through the park. --------------------------------------------------------- * Saint Augustine, party boy turned party pooper: "we are born between faeces and urine". Maybe he should work harder at being dead, settle down, shut up. Quote Drown your sorrows in drink, by all means, but the real sorrows can swim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyv Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 Lyrical and easy to read -- I hope you include an audio version. Tony Quote Here is a link to an index of my works on this site: tonyv's Member Archive topic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aleksandra Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 Lyrical and easy to read -- I hope you include an audio version. Tony Bren, I agree with Tony. I would like to hear this one in audio, if already is not there?! :) I love it. Sounds very poetical, a perfect composition. Aleksandra Quote The poet is a liar who always speaks the truth - Jean Cocteau History of Macedonia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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