dedalus Posted November 25, 2010 Share Posted November 25, 2010 Final Instructions to 7009856342- 00XTR -7492: "Fred" There’s no urgent need to have any ideas before speaking, since humans usually speak just to say something, to be social. Fact: they simply can’t stand around the place silent, grinning like baboons, they can’t. Dress well. Attend to personal hygiene. Smile slowly, make your eyeballs sparkle. Memorize a set of stock phrases. There’s nothing to it. The politicians these days, my God.I adore your dress. Yes, c’est la meme chose, don't you know. It’s all (touch your nose) wheels within wheels. Taxes are killing the business world. That should get you through. Move in the right circles. Charm both sexes, avoid physical intimacy. Marry the smiling clone we send you. Spread around the money we give you. Never put yourself forward for office, in time they will ask you, beg you. A Minister in the UK? A Senator in the USA? A Senator costs more, admittedly, but once you’re in you’re in. The best part of the Senate is you can obstruct everything, never having to say much, not a single word. Quote Drown your sorrows in drink, by all means, but the real sorrows can swim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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