dedalus Posted November 25, 2010 Share Posted November 25, 2010 School is a way to keep kids off the streets and stop them running wild, passing along accumulated wisdom, the dredgings of ancient canals, getting them ready for the hard fuckin times ahead. No wonder kids hate it and turn to crime and drugs and laughs and ASBO. Fuck it. When you are young you can't see three weeks ahead. Which don't make it right. Being young is the best thing ever. Lookit here, you want to rob a bank? Here's how you do it. Hotwire a car? Well, the easiest way is like this. Now gelignite is a sensitive explosive not like petrol in milk bottles, you understand, it deserves some fuckin respeck, got it? Now this is the self-loading spring and all you need to do is _this_ to eject and change your magazines, so simple, nothing to it, want to try? Dumb fuck!! Do that again, you slag, fifty fuckin times! Now, that's real education. You need to teach kids things they really want to learn, stands to reason, and then you ship them off in their hoodies and baseball caps to Afghanistan, dropping them out of airplanes with or without parachutes, where they can scare the fuck out of the Taliban instead of us for a change. Have a go at the Pathans. Delight in violence will meet corresponding delight. And the survivors, Minister? We have a limited number of positions reserved for one-legged street-sweepers in the City of London, Birmingham, Durham, and Burton-on-Trent. Excellent! Our all-seeing government plans ahead. Quote Drown your sorrows in drink, by all means, but the real sorrows can swim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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