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Kate Middleton a clerihew poem

Frank E Gibbard

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Frank E Gibbard

Royal, Kate Middleton

Stripped to catch some sun.

Neglectful, she forgot to hide

As her crown assets slipped outside.

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  • 3 weeks later...

Prince Billiam leaps into bed and guzzles on Katie's 'crown assets'. No photographers. Even worse things follow ....

Drown your sorrows in drink, by all means, but the real sorrows can swim

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