Benjamin Posted November 3, 2012 Share Posted November 3, 2012 “Do you recall the nights when we first wed? How you'd reach out and hold my hand in bed?” He fidgeted, opened one eye and tried to feign sleep--but she'd turned on her side. “And how you'd stroke my shoulders-- and my hair, nibble my ear and bite me on the neck?” He leapt up suddenly-- flung off the sheets and cried-- “Hang on while I go get my teeth!” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dcmarti1 Posted November 3, 2012 Share Posted November 3, 2012 Did not see THAT coming! :) Clever. Funny. I am not any good at slant rhyme or assonance, so your shEEts and tEEth are a cute touch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin Posted November 3, 2012 Author Share Posted November 3, 2012 Couldn't resist this. It was told to me as a joke by an 85 year old retired headmaster who was visiting a mutual friend at the same time as I was a couple of days ago. Thought it would make a humorous verse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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