Jump to content
Poetry Magnum Opus

On using my loaf (NPM#6)

Frank E Gibbard

Recommended Posts

Frank E Gibbard

I found my loaf annoying,

Its slices disintegrated in

the hand - not very handy,

and useless making toast.


It spoiled my enjoying one

usual conveniance that I'm

used to. I cursed a shoddy

purchase. It seemed a blot

on my day, a bloody ruddy

nuisance, wait till I see that

baker and won't I complain?

I didn't as it went, no good

reason to vent. As from this

I recoiled, for aren't we just

too spoiled? There's hungry

mouths without holed bread

you pampered dunderhead!


Moan less, more comprehend,

I'll not be so half-baked again.

I hope rather to use my darn

loaf and that's a solemn oath.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.

Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

  • Create New...

Important Information

By using this site, you agree to our Guidelines.