Frank E Gibbard Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 Van Gogh was a troubled soul off went the ear he popped it in a bowl, took it bloodied to a local brothel, gave it to the girl he liked who said "Bloody hell!" but in French of course. Well she would wouldn't she? Swell gift, a bloody lobe. A pro used to what a client proposes never would turn up her nose at roses, choccies, naturellement but non non, non to body parts there her professionalism departs, even a French respect for the finer arts; ports Van Gogh's bits in her bag off to gendarmes with nasty swag. "Regardez vous - that Dutch piss instead of a shag he gives me this. Strange fellow always wants me to dress in yellow, I think he's so sad." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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