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"Ladies never jiggle, wear your girdle."


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"Ladies Never Jiggle"

Things my Mama used to say:
"Don't jump off a cliff unless you expect to fly";
I may have fallen a few times
but jumping taught me how to soar.

"A needle in a haystack can still stick you";
I learned a little prick once is a while
keeps me on my toes.

And my personal favorite,
"Ladies never jiggle, wear your girdle."
(I was 5'5" and weighed 108 pounds at the time.)
Sorry Mom, I dumped the girdle
but there is still a little "lady" in me.
                        ~~Judi Van Gorder

 

~~ © ~~ Poems by Judi Van Gorder ~~

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Hilarious. Riotous and just plain good! Thanks Tinker!

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Larsen M. Callirhoe

funny and true tinker. enjoyed with a smile on my face.

 

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Larsen M. Callirhoe

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dr_con has it: riotous.

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