dedalus Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 When limping down the street today, cussing blue clouds, thinking evil thoughts, I got hit by a city bus. I got up slowly to my feet, pulled out the driver and broke his head, then jumped into his seat instead. I drove like a banshee, smiled like a frog, and sang into his microphone: 'Don't worry, people, you ain't alone!' I skidded precise into every stop and told the people no need to pay. Every goddam thing is free today! Be good. And if you can't be good ... enjoy! Quote Drown your sorrows in drink, by all means, but the real sorrows can swim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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