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Tom Story

Frank E Gibbard

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Frank E Gibbard

Tom was not inordinately fussy
But he was not subordinately
Obliging like every other pussy
Tom drew the line at KiteKat
Cheapest cat food and nasty
It looked disgusting not tasty
Tom'd rather devour your pasty
Or any leftovers best unwasted
Mishmash KeK he left untasted

(a trueish story from cat owner past only cat's name changed to protect the innocent)

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  • 1 month later...

He simply preferred human food, Frank. I don't blame him.




Though I did have a friend who would turn on the electric can opener to make his cats come running. (They must have preferred Fancy Feast!)




Tony :rolleyes:

Here is a link to an index of my works on this site: tonyv's Member Archive topic

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