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Kick Me Through the Goalposts of Life


dedalus

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Honey, I was hoping,

when not out bull-roping

that you'd turn your gaze on me:

look me over, up and down,

just turn your gaze on me!


Sweetie, when I go to town

my face it settles in a frown

when I look around for you:

I search with bugle, drum and fife,

when I look around for you.


Baby, every fork needs its knife

and so I want you in my life

for to love and care for me:

I can offer smiles and pleasure

if you love and care for me!


My love, you could never measure

just how much you'd be my treasure

morning, night and noon:

treat me like your honey boy,

morning, night and noon!


Darling, I may be bashful am but never coy

and I will not treat you like a toy

when we settle down together:

happy days are here, ahoy,

when we settle down together!

Drown your sorrows in drink, by all means, but the real sorrows can swim

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Being, as I am, from Texas, I am aware of the pardodied C&W song, "Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through the Goal Posts of Life". :)

 

I like the rhyme scheme. This made me smile.

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Yep, those are my Texas days coming out. Yee haw!!

Drown your sorrows in drink, by all means, but the real sorrows can swim

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