jakecaller Posted December 18, 2019 Share Posted December 18, 2019 Snarling Cup of Coffee I like to start my day with a hot cup of coffee I pound down the coffee First thing I do every day as the dawning sun Lights up my lonesome room Yeah, but not just a simple cup of java Joe, but a God damn snarling sarcastic smarmy cup of coffee I mean, - we are talking about an alcoholic, all speed ahead, always hot, always fresh, always there when I need it, angry, attitude talk to the hand Ztude, bad, bad assed, beats breaking, beatnik, bluesy, bitter, bitchy, bombs away, capitalistic, caffeinated up the ass, cinematic, communistic, Colombian grown, Costa Rican inspired, Cowabunga to the max, crazy assed, devilishly angelic, divine, divinely inspired, dyslexic, epic, extreme vetting, evil eye, expensive, erotic vision inducing, Ethiopian coffee house brewed, euphoric, freaky, freazoid, foxy, Frenched kissed, French brewed, funkified, foxy lady, graphic, GOD in my coffee, with Allah, Ganesh, Jesus, Kali, Buddha, Christians, Durga, Hindus, Mohamed, Jesus and Mo and their friend, the cosmic bar maid, Sai Babai, Shiva, Taoists, Zoroastrians, drinking my god damned coffee in Hell; growling, gnarly, happy, hard as ice, Hawaian blessed, high as a kite, hippie, hip, hipster, hip hoppy, hot as hell yet strangely sweet as heaven, jazzy, jealous, Kerouac approved, kick ass, kick my god damn ass to Tuesday, kick down the doors and take no prisoners, grown in the Vietnam highlands by exVietcong, Guatemalan grown, kiss ass, illegal in every state, imported from all over the god damn world, insane, lovely, loony, lonely, lonesome, malodorous mean old rotten, motherfucking, nasty, narcotic, never whatever, never meh, never cold, not approved by the CIA, not approved by DHS, not approved for human consumption by the FDA, not your daddy’s sissified corporate cup of coffee, NOT DECAFE coffee, not your Denny’s truck driver weak as brown water cup of fake coffee, not your establishment friendly cup of coffee, Not your FBI coffee, Not FAKE Herbal coffee substitute, but a real cup of coffee, not your farmer brothers dinner crap, not made in America for Americans, not safe for work, not your Starbucks average expensive overpriced crappy corporate chain cup of coffee, Not pretentious, Not White House approved, not State Department safe, nuclear, Not Patriotic, operatic, Peets’s coffee approved, paranoid, pornographic, psychotic, pontific, politically aware, rapping, rhyming, right here, right now in River city, rock and roll up the Yazoo, sad, sadistic, sarcastic, sassy, satanic, schizoid, shitting, silly, sexy, smarmy, smelly, smooth, snarky, snarling, stupid, stinking, sweet as honey, sweat inducing, symphonic, Trump can’t handle this coffee, vengeful, Wagnerian, wicked, with nutmeg and cinnamon swirls, with a hint of stevia, with a hint of vanilla, with a hint of rum, with a hint of whisky, with a hint of cherry, with a hint of fruit overtones, with a hint of drugs spicing up the coffee, spendific, speeding, splendid, superior accept no substitutes, survived the Vietnam war, the Iraq war, the Afghan war, the first and Second Korean war, World War 11, the war on poverty, the war on drugs, the war on black people, the sexual revolution, Soulful as a summer’s night in MOTOWN- James Brown approved, TOP approved, Berkeley approved, the coffee that Jimmy Hendrix drank before he died, the coffee that Elvis drank on his last breakfast, the coffee that Barry White crooned as he drank his cup of coffee – and the coffee that made the white boy play stand up and play that funky music, the coffee that made Jonny B Goode play his guitar, and made Jonny bet the devil his soul after he drank his morning cup of righteous coffee and the coffee that make the Rolling Stones Rock and Roll, the coffee your mother warned you against drinking, the coffee that Napoleon drank when he became the Emperor of all Europe, the Coffee that Beethoven drank when he wrote the Ninth symphony, the coffee that Mozart drank as he wrote his last symphony, the coffee that Lincoln drank before he was killed, the Hemingway drank before he killed himself, the coffee that started the 60’s, and ended the 20th century, the coffee that Lenin drank as he plotted revolution, the coffee that Hitler and Stalin drank with FDR as they divided up the world after World War 11, the cup that JFK drank before he was blown away, the coffee Jerry drinks while driving in cars with random celebrities and political figures, the coffee that Jon Stewart drinks before he goes on an epic take down of some foolish politico, the cup of Arabic coffee that Sadaam drank the day he was executed, the coffee that GW and Cheney drank when they bombed Baghdad, the Indian cup of coffee that Bid Laden drank before 9-11 and just before the seals blew his ass to hell, the cup of coffee that Tiger Woods drank with his mistresses while playing a 3, 000 dollar round of golf at Sandy Lane golf course in Barbados, the last legal drug that does what drugs should do, the cup of coffee that Obama drank when he became President, Vietnamese, Vienna brew, wacky, whimsical, Whisky Tango Foxtrot, wild, weird, wonderful, WOW, Yabba dabba doo! Yada Yada yada Zappa’s favorite cup of cosmic coffee, and Zorro’s last cup of coffee, Good to the last drop rolled into one simple cup of hot coffee As I pound down that first cup of coffee And fire up my synaptic nerve endings with endless supplies Of caffeine induced neuron enhancing chemicals I face the dawning day with trepidation and mind-numbing fear I turn on the TV and watch the smarmy newscasters in their perfect hair Lying through their perfect blazing white teeth about the great success the government is having Following the great leader's latest pronouncements I want to scream and shoot the TV and run out side Shouting Stop the world! I want to get off this fucking crazy planet" The earth does not care a whit about my attitude problem It merely shrugs and moves around the Sun In its appointed daily run the universe whispers in my ear time to drink more coffee for an attitude adjustment And I sit down The madness dissipating a bit And enjoy my second cup Of heaven and hell In my morning cup of Joe Coffee Revolutions coffee cup Coffee led to the American Revolution<span As patriots drank coffee To rebel against the aristocratic English tea Coffee started the London Stock Market And started the gossip mills running Every great invention Was fed by coffee's sweet brew sweet allure All the great thinkers All the great leaders All were enslaved to coffee's magic I sing my praises Of the great glorious coffee lady Long may she continue To be my sweet companion Long may coffee continue To rule my heart And set my heart on fire Ode to Coffee Mistress of sacred love Sacred lady of desire You start my day Setting my heart on fire With your dark delicious brew And throughout the day Whenever the mean old blues come by You chase them away With your bittersweet ambrosial brew Every time I inhale your witch's brew I am filled with power, light and love And everything is al right Jack If only for a few fleeting minutes I love you oh coffee goddess In all your magical forms In the dark coffee of the dawning day In the sizzling coffee in the mid morning break In the afternoon siesta break And in the post dinner desert drink I love you my coffee mistress You are my refuge From this horrid world And you are my secret lover Never disappoint me, ever I've never had a bad cup Of that I can be sure Even the dismal coffee Served at Denny's at 3 am Is still sweet loving coffee Even the farmer brother's diner coffee Excites me and gets me going Asking for another cup of divine delight Coffee always is there It is always on and piping hot With hidden dark secrets Swirling in its liquid essence Coffee is my last vice My only legal vice left Coffee does not cheat on me It is always faithful, always true It does not turn on its friends And all it asks in return Is that you come back Cup after cup after cup A good cup of coffee Is a little bit of heaven In a cup of dark liquid hell Coffee is like a drug But a good drug that does what is should And never complains It does not get grouchy It does not hurt you It does not make you crazy But allows the muse to come out And play with it Coffee led to the American Revolution As patriots drank coffee To rebel against the aristocratic English tea Coffee started the London Stock market And started the gossips mills running Every great invention Was fed by coffee's sweet brew sweet allure All the great thinkers All the great leaders All were enslaved to coffee's magic Yeah I sing my praises Of the great glorious coffee lady Long may she continue To be my sweat companion Long may coffee continue To rule my heart And set my heart on fire I love thee Mistress coffee And sometimes I think You love me too No More Coffee Blues I love coffee Always have And coffee has loved me back But lately I have soured on her Soured on the whole coffee scene On the harshness of the morning brew And the promises it makes As I sip of its nectar Drawn into its lair Drinking drop by drop As the caffeine takes over Rewriting my every nerve Turning me into a slave For its perverted pleasure Yes I love coffee But I am afraid Coffee is a harsh mistress Demanding so much of me Promising the sun And delivering the moon As I drink her swill Deepening under her influence I have the coffee blues Can’t live without her Can’t live with her I try But tea does not cut it Not really Booze does not do it At least not in the morning Yoga is not enough of a buzz Nor is the runner’s high And I am afraid deadly afraid of cocaine And speed and drugs and energy drinks And so I remain a slave to coffee My only legal drug As I sip another and fall under her seductive spread Once more failing my resolve To skip coffee for that day That morning that moment I shall never be free of her spell Ever and she knows it As she beckons me Every morning with her intoxicating smell And I come to her and drink her brew And become her slave again and again Coffee Ya Du must drink coffee have every day the morning dawns drinking my coffee as I yawn Morning cup of coffee every morning I drink my coffee as I contemplate the dawning day watching the news anchors blather on and on drinking my coffee thinking of life and my coffee consumes me overwhelms me and at time controls me after all coffee is a drug and I am her slave from time to time Drinking Coffee in the Morning in the morning dangerous mood felling deranged watching the news trigger warning you are screwed dude end of the world the end times come I drink coffee in the morning Coffee Pot Killed His wife has banned my use by my owner says he makes too much of a mess when he uses me it is not his fault I want to say but being a coffee pot can not speak and so I am abandoned thrown out into the trash and feel very sad for my owner who was my friend he liked me he keep me going and I did my job providing him with fresh coffee doing my coffee pot duty and now it is over Drinking My Coffee drinking coffee drinking my coffee early in the cool morning thinking life is fine everything will be okay after I drink my coffee morning coffee morning coffee dawning sun coffee MGur Poem coffee I pray to the coffee gods every cup of coffee is like a sacrament to me I pray as I drink my coffee that it will fill me with wisdom and find peace with my coffee as I drink my devotion Hot coffee cup of coffee take coffee with you Hot hot coffee, makes my day - Must drink My daily coffee, as the morning dawns - With out my morning coffee in me, I feel nothing at all - Electrified Hot Coffee coffee is the drug of choice nothing else will do it as I drink coffee Electrified Hot Coffee Hot Coffee and Cake coffee coffee is the drug of choice electrified circuits as I drink coffee coffee and cake Coffee Patina coffee hot coffee hot Hellish Heaven Essence of coffee the rest of the coffee poems can be found on my web page Https://theworldaccordingtocosmos.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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