Jobber's Job

[Assaf1981]

Week after week,

Month after month,

Year after year;

She works at her job-

An unpleasant,

punishing,

Dangerous,

And painful job!

 

Week after week,

Month after month,

Year after year;

She gets assailed by catcalls,

She gets stretched,

She gets punched,

She gets kicked,

She gets knees smashed into her body,

She gets her back scratched-HARD,

She gets bent over backwards,

she gets her ankle nearly twisted,

she gets hung upside down,

she gets body-slammed,

she gets her face smashed into the mat,

she gets her face smashed into the rails,

she gets her face smashed into the turnbuckles,

She gets her lips stretched,

She gets her eyes gouged,

She gets tripped,

She gets elbow-dropped,

She gets headlocked,

She gets choked,

She gets tied up into knots,

She gets her face shoved into someone’s smelly armpit,

Then, she either gets pinned,

Or else forced to submit-

And all at her job!

 

In addition to the above:

She’s been handcuffed,

She’s been zapped with a taser,

She’s had various objects fired at her,

And she’s forced to undergo some rather degrading rituals-

And all at her job!

 

Week after week,

Month after month,

Year after year;

All of the above happens-

All while wearing a white-one piece leotard and navy-blue boots.

 

Week after week,

Month after month,

Year after year:

She complains online,

She complains to her family,

She complains to her friends,

She complains to her roommates,

Telling them that she will finally quit.

 

Then,

One day,

she receives an email,

She opens it,

And her eyes suddenly beam with joy.

 

She’s going back to her job:

Week after week,

Month after month,

Year after year:

Getting beat up,

Getting tortured,

Getting taunted,

Getting humiliated,

All for a hefty e-paycheck-

As a female professional wrestling jobber!