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Larsen M. Callirhoe

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Larsen M. Callirhoe

The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.


Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, 'Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see? '


'The Lone Ranger replies, 'I see millions of stars.'


'What that tell you?' asked Tonto.


The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, 'Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions

of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning.


Theologically, the Lor is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.


Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.


What's it tell you, Tonto?'


'You dumber than buffalo s**t. It means someone stole the tent. '

Larsen M. Callirhoe

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Hi Victor,



An excellent build up to the brilliant last line! I love the contrasting head- in -cloud and the more down- to- earth characters of The Lone Ranger and Tonto. icon_biggrin.png


Thank you for posting this. It certainly made me chuckle loud and long icon_biggrin.png







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